Being in the parking lot of a shopping center next to a stroad in some nondescript suburb
When people at networking events do that thing where they very obviously size me up to see if they think connecting with me would benefit their career
Country pop music
That calligraphy font that everyone uses at weddings (I banned it from my own wedding and that made it weirdly difficult to find decorations!)
When I'm at the airport and a previously closed security lane opens up and I'm too far back to go to it and everyone in front of me just stares at it like ???
Squished rat in the alley
When I just got into bed and am all comfy cozy and then I realize I forgot to brush my teeth